Geek Love
Origin Unknown

Audio Version

I was alone and all was dark,
Beneath me and above.
My life was full of volts and amps,
But not the spark of love.

But now that you are here with me,
My heart is overjoyed.
You turn the square of my heart,
Into a sinusoid.

You load things from my memory,
Onto my system's bus.
My life was once assembly code,
But now it's C++.

I love the way you solder things,
My circuits you can fix.
The voltage across your diode is
Much more than just point six.

With your amps and resistors,
You have built my integrator.
I cannot survive without you,
You are my function generator.

You've changed my life, increased my gain,
And made my math discrete.
Now I'll end my poem here,
Control, Alt, Delete.


Audio courtesy of Crystal16 at AT&T Natural Voices, via TextAloud.