So much for that WEB-PG rating...
And here we have Roger. Don't worry. He won't last long.
I think every office has a Roger. I think they decant one from the cloning vats
and mail it to each new company. Of course, if that's true, it means that there are scores of homeless Rogers
wandering the earth after the dot-com bust. Scary thought. Hopefully, there's a recycling program to
deal with them all. A Roger-based mulch would be a particularly good substitute for manure-based fertilizers.
But I digress. Frequently.
And no, Joan didn't really whip out a chainsaw and decapitate Roger.
It was just a fantasy sequence, ala Ally McBeal. Not that I ever watched that stupid show...
Heh, heh... Nope... Not me.
Well, crap. I guess I have to go kill myself in utter shame now. I hate it when that happens.
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