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the Little Flashy Guy

(Nifty Files I Found Somewhere)

"I have gathered a posie of other men’s flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is mine own." - John Bartlett

A small collection, always growing, of obscure documents I have gathered from the 'Net and elsewhere over the years. And remember: Kipe from one, it's plagiarism. Kipe from two, it's archiving. Many of these are still in their original plaintext format. You know, for the sake of historical accuracy. It's not because I'm just lazy or anything. Okay, not just because I'm lazy. Original sources are given, when available. As most of these are gleaned from the 'Net, or from recycled faxlore, or even from my old BBS days, copyrights are played somewhat fast and loose. If anyone gets a burr under their saddle about one of the documents included below, I'll gladly remove it.

  • Read lots and lots of Red Dwarf Quotes.
  • Read some funny Answering Machine Messages.
  • Peruse some quotes from Douglas Adams novels.
  • Lewis Carroll's Jabberwocky as rendered by the Apple Newton.
  • Fifty ways to Confuse Your Roommate.
  • And here's fifty ways to Confuse Your Roommate Again!
  • More great signatures.
  • A funny story overheard in the Amethyst Coffeehouse.
  • Quotes by Steven Wright.
  • Physics warnings that we'd like to see.
  • Trolling for Taillights! A sport designed for Houston! If anybody has heard of any leagues for this new and exciting sport forming in the Houston area, please drop me a line at the address below.
  • A report from the 1995 International Yoga Championship.
  • Forget Windows, or MacOS, or LINUX. My computer runs on Studly-OS!
  • For a quick glimpse at the horrors of the future, take a look at the smart house. The Jetsons never told us about this.
  • Read this for important information about the hazards of logic block. This is the main reason why my programming endeavors are restricted to HTML. Nobody ever died from a dead link.
  • Marry not an engineer.
  • Young geeks in love. It's a beautiful thing. (Now available in both audio and text versions! Ain't technology wonderful?)
  • Lunch, the HP Way, AKA "MacDonald's in Hell."
  • That Norm Peterson, what a wacky guy. You know, from "Cheers." He was on TV and everything! Kids these days. No culture. No culture at all.
  • A classic piece of faxlore, Fun with Hamlet and His Friends. This was typed in by your archivist, from an ancient yellowed mimeographed copy made who-knows-where.
  • Another piece of faxlore, telling the story of a Fire Drill gone wrong. Taken from an ancient Xerox copy of indeterminate origin.

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